Fantasy Football Week 7 Wrap-up-in-Rhyme

I'm in 3 Fantasy Football leagues this year. One one hand... its takes up 3 times the amount of precious spare time I have ... on the OTHER hand... if I'm losing in one league... I GOTZ to be winning in another... unless I lose in all 3... then I'm 3 times as sad. Anyway, one of the leagues was started by my nephew Casey. He named the league FERARIA and he recruited a handful of next of kin to be in. Its been fun so far. So each week my brother Dave (Casey's Dad) and I take turns writing up a fun little recap for the past weeks match ups. This week it was my turn....

Sorry folks... for the delay on this....
 
PS: The NFL Fantasy Times does not exist
But I had to Rhyme the Recap. I couldn't resist....
 
So... THIS just in from THE FANTASY TIMES,
Bringing up to date news from the Feraria front lines
Drooling Dingos WILL NOT LOSE and he's KICKIN our behinds
Jerry D Turned TORNADO. Good show. Helluva try.
The Dingos danced around him even with 2 players on a BYE.
Shameless grabbed the Deer and whispered gently in his ear
"You have much to fear, my deer. I'm sure you sense the end is near
Run away my little Doe, Run away, fast and far.
No one can save you now. Not even Derek Carr."
Deep Whisperer took flight, but something wasn't right.
He turned around, stood his ground, put up a nice fight
Way to go, "Super Doe" You should ride that Pride Swell
You ALMOST pulled it off with a little help from Leveon Bell.
That Doe better make a dash, cuz this Sunday will be a smash
When your dial-up is bufferin, you'll be sufferin SUCKATASH
Suckatash of Silverlake, puttin in work like an earthquake
Improves this week to 4-3, by puttin a whuppin on WW...TD
WHAT would Troy Palamalu do? He'd score MORE than Frank Gore
That dude only had 2
Silverlake Suckatash is climbing the Feraria Tree
Might SS consider changing the name... to ODB (Jr.)?
I hope you understand, its a Fantasy Thang
He could always change his name to become CLUBBER LANG
Clubber Lang beat up on Rocky, got cocky and got popped.
Now Rocky's on a rampage and he will NOT be stopped.
He turns sweetness into sour, he stays clean without a shower
Last week he was a FREAK, took on TRI, shut off his power.
Casey's team looks great, taking spot #8
I heard he's been lifting weights with Antonio Gates
Steel Curtain put a Hurtin on Mom Diggity Doo
She felt the WRATH. Hey, don't laugh...
Next week it might be YOU.
Shout out for the biggest blowout
Thats what I'M talking about
crash the cookie jar, steal a car, and take yourself out
While you're gone, remember Alfatron, she rocked your world on, on on
to the breakadawn
Alfatron Alfatron when is your finest hour?
Why not honor Connor by beating up in Tri-Power?
One victory is good, but 2 might even be better
Lets pray the Panthers will knit Russell Wilson a sweater.
Alfatron is still smarting from the win she ALMOST had.
You just couldnt keep up with big sister MEGA RAD.
Big Bad Bruins, Mega Rad's Dad, also took a beatdown
and man, that was SAD. 
As the Bruins lay in ruins, because Seattle went soft
May I suggest some rest, plenty of coffee and zoloft
So yeah, thats the scoop, I'll try to keep you in the loop.
Stay Classy. Stay Sassy
Enjoy your Fantasy Sunday Soup
 
 

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